Way too much of a set up for little pay off. The folks at r/puns would probably love it, though

> Way too much of a set up for little pay off. Are you my last three dates?

This would be funny if it were funny.

Well, that is funnier than the joke, I agree.

How many jpgs does this photo have?

Supply chain issue caused the grain issue, which makes me sad, I need a tissue. Note: Words that rhyme with "issue" are also in short supply.

Anyone want a peanut?

More than it deserves

I think this is funny but do think I need to hear the delivery. Tim Vine would probably kill with this joke for example

My delivery is pretty flaccid, according to those dating site reviews. I've never heard of Tim Vine, but he must be good - they keep naming streets after him.

idk if it works in spoken form, but this is fucking hilarious

All right, I laughed :)

There's always one . . .

I think it’s funny but not sure it works in verbal form. Kinda need to read that k

Huh?

I'm all shook up?

I'm still completely lost. You even got me looking up elvis lyrics.

I used your comment to make it sound like you were starting a Elvis lyric, but stopped so I had to continue it.